You Hate That Guy

I hate that guy who responds to a long and thoughtful email that you sent out and only corrects the few spelling and grammar mistakes that you made

i hate that guy who doesn’t let you put on air conditioning in his car ‘because his head/hands/feet will be too cold’ even though there are a million options regarding air distribution and temperature, but doesn’t mind driving with the windows open at 120 km/h.

Submitted by “Putzulika”

I hate that guy who NEVER EVER calls you or makes the plans but complains that “we never hangout”.

The Loud Guy

I hate the guy that when your sleeping comes in and acts like he’s the only one in the room and is slamming closets, drawers, and coughing and shit.

Max, Georgetown

I hate that guy who sends 1000 e-mails a day about stuff no one cares about. 

McSorley

I hate that guy who never refills the brita

That guy who comes to the test and says, “Omg theres a test today? fuck”  When clearly he knew there was a test, stop being a douche.

-$hang, IL

sure, i’ll “cover” you

I hate that guy who asks me to “cover” them for a meal and then chooses the most expensive thing on the menu. I know you’ll pay me back, and I know I agreed to cover you. But come on, I don’t want to spend more money on you than I am for myself.

—Antonia

I hate that guy who’s in your car and draws all over the windows when they have condensation, and then his finger marks of the penis’s he drew stay there for weeks until you get a car wash…. asshole

I hate that guy/person who starts eating a hard boiled egg in class. That shit stinks, save it for when class is done.

Courtney, MI

I hate that guy who puts his knife in the jelly before the peanut butter when making a PB & J and then gets jelly all up in your peanut butter

hipster

I hate that guy who won’t listen to a band anymore as soon as they get played on the radio

Study Music?

I hate that guy who feels the need to turn his music up super loud in the study lounge. We don’t want to hear your slow jamz. Keep it down.

I hate that guy who leaves the stickers on his New ERA hats